Oh good lord you're a 'wrong un' Sir, but that's just one of your most endearing (& terrifying qualities)
Fascinating man. You're an energetic contradiction. Duality is thy name ~ You've got two heads, and sometimes in conversation, they agree
Man with two heads... I think I like it best, when the gleam and the purr of your eyes match
When up & down offer each other kind passage ~
But I hate it most when your two heads bicker in front of me
Each trying to argue the other out of existence
I know that as a man with two heads, when the left hand befriends the right, there's nothing your hands cannot create
It's pretty exciting to kiss a man of two mouths ~ I never can say which one it is you'll give me
But shush now my love(s) ....
Just take me into the fold(s) ....